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Congresswoman Who Used To Receive Welfare Wants To Drug Test Rich People Who Get Tax Breaks →

roachpatrol:

shyfeminist:

Rep. Gwen Moore (D-WI) has had enough of the growing movement to drug test poor people who need government assistance. So on Tuesday, she’s introducing a bill that she says will make things fairer.

Her “Top 1% Accountability Act” would require anyone claiming itemized tax deductions of over $150,000 in a given year to submit a clean drug test. If a filer doesn’t submit a clean test within three months of filing, he won’t be able to take advantage of tax deductions like the mortgage interest deduction or health insurance tax breaks. Instead he would have to make use of the standard deduction.

Her office has calculated that the people impacted will be those who make at least $500,000 a year. “By drug testing those with itemized deductions over $150,000, this bill will level the playing field for drug testing people who are the recipients of social programs,” a memo on her bill notes.

Moore has a personal stake in the fight. “I am a former welfare recipient,” she explained. “I’ve used food stamps, I’ve received Aid for Families with Dependent Children, Medicaid, Head Start for my kids, Title XX daycare [subsidies]. I’m truly grateful for the social safety net.”

FUCKIN WRECK THEM

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36,424 notes6 years ago

..wtf where’s the chicken?

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tredlocity:

I always think of this scene every time someone says “lol whoever made this must be high”

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honourcall:
“ porrim-some-sugar-on-me:
“ usbdongle:
“ significantmelancholy:
“ nevver:
“ Where you feel it
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bringing this back because important
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#the cold crotch of contempt
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“I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold” ”
You ever been so...

honourcall:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

#the cold crotch of contempt

“I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold”

You ever been so ashamed, you turned into spiderman?

Peter Parker has.

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thebootydiaries:

deity4:

thebootydiaries:

i hate tumbl so muc h my friend told me they had a cucumber for lunch and i thought they were talking about Benedict Cumberland

your friend had a whole cucumber for lunch

leave her alone

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30,450 notes6 years ago

sicknotstupid:

fandom-inc:

yourfriendlyneighborhoodbitch:

fandom-inc:

apparently some lemons are very round and not diamondish anD NOW MY MOUTH IS SCREAMING

WHO THE FUCK TAKES A BITE STRAIGHT OUT OF A LEMON

I TOLD YOU I THOUGHT IT WAS A FUCKING GRAPEFRUIT

WHO THE FUCK TAKES A BITE STRAIGHT OUT OF A GRAPEFRUIT

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216,240 notes6 years ago

owlturdcomix:

Roadhog Comix

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61,229 notes6 years ago
space-coyote:
“ Am I the only one who sees this?
”
Reaper was @that-goddamn-owl all along

space-coyote:

Am I the only one who sees this?

Reaper was @that-goddamn-owl all along

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