putuksstuff: Y'know, with an icon like that I kinda can't believe you claiming you ain't entirely obsessed with burgs.
Hey isn’t today the anniversary of that North American Union of States countryplace thing being like “hey let’s unite ourselves and shit”?
Cuz this 2 year old thing seems apropos - A-
i cannot believe there are cosplayers out there cosplaying mlg dva
this is it
this is my impact
my only contribution to humanity

This is the most disgusting card I’ve ever seen literally it’s only purpose is so you can sit there with a shit-eating grin while your opponent is forced to shake your hand right before you completely destroy them. This is an entirely different level of disrespect.
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The king ordered the experiment to be conducted using two identical twins. Both of the twins had been tried for the crimes they had committed and condemned to death. Their sentences were commuted to life imprisonment on the condition that one of the twins drank three pots of coffee, and the other drank the same amount of tea, every day for the rest of their lives.
Two physicians were appointed to supervise the experiment and report its finding to the king. Unfortunately, both doctors died, presumably of natural causes, before the experiment was completed. Gustav III, who was assassinated in 1792, also died before seeing the final results. Of the twins, the tea drinker was the first to die, at age 83; the date of death of the surviving coffee drinker is unknown.
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This reads like a test log for a joke SCP
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If Snow White literally had “lips red as a rose, hair black as ebony, and skin white as snow,” she’d look like a walking nightmare.
honestly this sounds like the description of a vampire. Which would also explain how she convinced seven dwarves to let her stay with them. How she could control some animals to do her bidding. How she could sleep for a long time without aging. Why the hunter betrayed the queen for her, and why the queen wanted her heart, so she could be sure she was killed properly.
Shit, THIS is a retelling I want to read.
How did she get in the dwarves home uninvited?
It’s America Eve and I haven’t even put my bald eagle on top of my freedom tree yet
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