plague-doctor-daddy:

SCP = Shaggy’s Creation Project

(Source: reddit.com, via gghdos9917jkclapfd)

tosses an apple inscribed with “to the least horny” into tumblr

(via silver-tongues-blog)

arthroplura:

Not to flex but I’ve never seen Hamilton

(via clairclairsky)

lumnch:

paper-mario-wiki:

lumnch:

Apparently 87% of people have broken 2 or more bones in their life? I’ve never broken a single one. Reblog if you’re a member of the never broken a bone club :^)

Monkey bar users don’t interact

to-do list

:^(

(via timurmurtazin)

theocseason4:

some of you.. have never watched a telenovela and it shows

(via dangerousbride)

thesadnessrabbit:

sleepyofficial:

hobgoblinhero:

nerdgasrnz:

zireaells:

egberts:

me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*

#no block button we lose like men

#dodge or die #there is no block

what the fuck is this dodge nonsense? You hit them harder and faster than they hit you and That Is How You Play Video Game

You cant take damage if the enemy is dead

@kinglesbiancore

(via kittytishers)

laurapalmerlaurapalmer:

johnmausbf:

This is a website

(via not-the-conversation-starter)