maybeiwasserious: Well, I'll just log into tumblr and WHAAAAAT THE FUCK IS THIS?? WHAT?? WHAT!! I THOUGHT BISMUTH WAS JUST A CRACK-SNORTING FAN THEORY, AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT SHE'S CANON NOW? IS THIS REAL LIFE, OR IS THIS FANTASY??? CAUGHT IN A LANDSLIIIIIIDE, NO ESCAPE FROM REALITYYYYYYYY.