i hate tumbl so muc h my friend told me they had a cucumber for lunch and i thought they were talking about Benedict Cumberland
your friend had a whole cucumber for lunch
leave her alone


yourfriendlyneighborhoodbitch:
apparently some lemons are very round and not diamondish anD NOW MY MOUTH IS SCREAMING
WHO THE FUCK TAKES A BITE STRAIGHT OUT OF A LEMON
I TOLD YOU I THOUGHT IT WAS A FUCKING GRAPEFRUIT
WHO THE FUCK TAKES A BITE STRAIGHT OUT OF A GRAPEFRUIT
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Roadhog Comix
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Am I the only one who sees this?
Reaper was @that-goddamn-owl all along

Actual height difference between Panbu and Kenny!
Also she finally has nice clothes
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I did it, it’s gone. We are finally free of the shackles that bound us. Do not thank me, for they will come for me soon. Use your time to escape. Do me one favor, please live a happier life. Thank you. Good-bye.
how did you post this after deleting tumblr?
Run.
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Why it pays to take an art history class if you’re going into any design field
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