thebootydiaries:

sittininthewoods:

thebootydiaries:

you (has waffles for breakfast, goes to parties, been to ikea): do u listen to drake

me (eats the bark of the rare almond tree for its classy unique taste, spends friday nights studying gregorian chants, refers to my classmates as “brethren” out of respect): whom?

u sound like a virgin

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u better take that back…….hooo boy im getting heated……freaking take it back…im seriou,s dude….ooh hoooo i swear take that back…….

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23,214 notes6 years ago

piratedashmod: Your blonde cutie is sugaring her burrito, you gonna disown her? :v


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quarium-arts:
“ Lurantis is the new aesthetic
”

quarium-arts:

Lurantis is the new aesthetic

253 notes6 years ago

alfa995:

Judy is loud too, and she won’t apologize for it.

alfa at it again with the furbait - .-

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22,153 notes6 years ago

angryinkeddrunk:

okay–anyways:

“Protect bi girls who are into men!” ….From whom

Mainly from lesbians who like to call us things like “dick worshipers”, “basically straight”, “bihets”, “cheaters”, “untrustworthy”, “breeders” and “traitors”. 

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104,412 notes6 years ago
moontouched-moogle:
“who pulled on Exeggutor’s neck
”

moontouched-moogle:

who pulled on Exeggutor’s neck

1,396 notes6 years ago
breastforce:
“ rasec-wizzlbang:
“ if the twilight zone was still a thing today this would probably be an episode
” ”

breastforce:

rasec-wizzlbang:

if the twilight zone was still a thing today this would probably be an episode

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