im gonna get plastic surgery to look like a porcelain doll
why? arent toilets already made out of porcelain?
shut the hell your mouth
(via kalianos)

1970s: Satanic cult attempt to “possess” a car.
isn’t it sort of easy to possess a car. like, you just inhabit it physically and then make it do whatever you want.
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- People:Animation isn't just for kids, it's a medium that can tell stories for all ages
- Seth Rogen:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- People:no not like this not like th
Hey, if we’re mutuals don’t forget that:
- You can ask for my Skype
- You can ask for my Steam
- You can ask for my Discord
- You can kill me in one hit



fusion is just a cheap tactic, blah blah blah, etc
cant wait for the next 5 months or so of ppl sexualizing and overglorifying this dudeIOjdiNWnduawibdiuawbDUWBIUDWbdiuwan
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theseprezelsaremakingmethirsty:
In 2008, Joseph Schooling met his childhood hero Michael Phelps.
In 2016, Joseph beat Michael for Olympic Gold.
Oh my god that’s incredible
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