Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
- Bucky:(side-eyeing Sam) (speaking in Russian) So Natasha, what am I supposed to do with this Sriracha stuff?
- Natasha:(in Russian) It's spicy, put it on anything, it's really good. Why are you glaring at Sam like that?
- Bucky:(in Russian) I'm pretending to talk shit about him. Is it good on eggs?
- Natasha:(in Russian) Oh, fantastic. I'm going to glare at Steve and pretend to talk shit. Yes, it's great on eggs.
- Bucky and Natasha:(scowling at Sam and Steve)
- Sam:The fuck is going on over there.
- Steve:I don't know but I don't like it.
- Bucky:(in Russian) This is the most fun I've had since 1944.
- Natasha:(high-fives Bucky)
just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.
or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800
yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward
6p means 6 pence. that shit wont work in the UK
yeah but this is like for real people
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//So let me see if I get this straight…
Jack Morrison was supposedly dead, but is actually alive as Soldier 76.
Genji Shimada was supposedly dead, but is actually alive as a cyborg.
Gabriel Reyes was supposedly dead, but is actually alive as Reaper.
Dang blast it! Isn’t anybody in this dad-gummed game dead?
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