thebootydiaries:

captainofsex:

thebootydiaries:

captainofsex:

thebootydiaries:

my fav thing about doctor whom is that we don’t know who the doctor is?? it’s like…who is the doctor….we literally don’t know! what an adventure. i haven’t slept in 3 days

Of course we KNOW who the Doctor is. You don’t know who the Doctor is. Stop trying to appeal to the fandom side of tumblr it’s Not Gonna Work

stop being mean 2 me…………i watched the movie………i like when he look in my eye with the light saver….. …

Ridiculously offensive. You’re going to FANDOM JAIL.

brah to what

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165,932 notes6 years ago
spongebobfreezeframes:
“ “But worst of all, I let you down, you delicate little Krabby Patty. With your tasty, juicy, scrumptious, warm, steamy goodness. I’ll never forget your 100% all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles,...

spongebobfreezeframes:

“But worst of all, I let you down, you delicate little Krabby Patty. With your tasty, juicy, scrumptious, warm, steamy goodness. I’ll never forget your 100% all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steamed between two fluffy seaweed-sea buns.”

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4,404 notes6 years ago

i-cant-name-me-deactivated20161: We met via a mutual desire for you to shoot your goo on me, right?


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nu, it was you like-spamming me in the notifications >:y

15 notes6 years ago

pedantricks:

slimetony:

slimetony:

i just took the chicken out of the freezer to defrost can you guys remind me to put that in the fridge in a few hours

oh fuck not this again

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24,030 notes6 years ago

banksy art concept

landmaster:

cnoonr:

landmaster:

cnoonr:

a baby,… is pushing and ADULT who is in.,. a Stroller! Also they are eati,ng MacDonlads

is the adult on their phone?

they’re on TWO Phones!!!!

HOLY FUCK!!!!!

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39,313 notes6 years ago

pennycrossed: I remember how I got to know you, how do YOU remember how you got to know me?


jade was like “bwah! come join our jabber chat!” in the general direction I just so happened to be standing in so I did

you were already there and then found out you were here and the whole point of jad’s chats is to make people be friends with strangers to make a community of friends cuz she’s a sweetheart like that u .u

5 notes6 years ago

wizardmoon:

kinkshamer69:

please don’t call your genitals weird things like “dinky doo” or “no no carrot” like I’m not even gonna give a reason please just stop doing that

well isn’t that just a kick in the danger clam

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317,660 notes6 years ago

putuksstuff: What's a follow trail?


Trial

I see a blog some mutual is reblogging, I follow it, I give it two weeks to impress me or show me it’s got good content and if it doesn’t, I unfollow u .u

7 notes6 years ago

dream-cassette:

c4ps3p:

healthy anime relationship

why is this so cute?

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50,887 notes6 years ago

thegoddamnowl: So now it seems like everyone is pestering you about their origin story with you now?


En Español: Tu fuiste abandonado de cachorro y encontrado por Muriel que vive en Ningún Lugar con su esposo Justo Bolsa - A-

Now in English: I found you through Zedrino and after the customary 2 week trial you were deemed follow-worthy and friended from there - A-

3 notes6 years ago