anarcho-isolationist:

darkseid:

themaskedkid:

worthikids:

what am I even doing anymore

what does this all mean

Somebody once told me the CHAAAAAAANGE Is gonna roll me I said yep. What a concept On her forehead Somebody Somebody Some Once asked Is gonna roll On her forehead Well the years start coming and they don’t stop some But the Meteor men beg to differ But the Meteor men beg to differ Hey now Somebody once Hey now But the Meteor men But the Meteor men On her forehead You’ll never shine if you don’t body Hey now, you’re an Allstar You’re an Allstar CHAAAAAAANGE Hey now, you’re a Rockstar You’re an Allstar On her forehead All that glitters is some Only shooting stars Only shooting stars Only Some once told me (STATIC) But the Meteor men beg to differ It’s getting pretty thin The waters getting warm so you Pretty thin The ice we skate The hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate Meteor men (THE WORLDS ON FIRE) How’s about yours yours forehead Hey now, you’re an Allstar Somebody asked could I … I said yep, what a concept yep yep yep what a concept what a concept (whistling) I like that boat That is a nice, nice boat. I like that boat That is a nice, nice boat (amalgam of nice nice boat, all that glitters and only shooting stars) I said yep what a concept. I could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a little CHAAAAAAANGE

this is humor on a level i was not prepared for. this is a work of genius

Somewhere a man sits naked, cold and wet in a room too small while his CIA interrogators play this on a loop.

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146,211 notes2 years ago

You get a million dollars but every time you get a boner it makes a noise.

2 notes2 years ago
munlmu:
“  SCP-2399 - A Malfunctioning Destroyer (故障中の宇宙戦艦) http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2399  作者(djkaktus)
”

munlmu:

SCP-2399 - A Malfunctioning Destroyer (故障中の宇宙戦艦) http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2399 作者(djkaktus)

(Source: sindaima, via perelka-l)

108 notes2 years ago

shelgon:

More Newly Discovered Pokémon (More info

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26,497 notes2 years ago

pembrokewkorgi: We can both agree that Mudsdale is badass, right?


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13 notes2 years ago

axew:

Mudsdale is known for its powerful body as well as its emotional fortitude, which keeps it from being agitated by anything. It never cries out, no matter what kind of trouble it’s in. Its legs are coated in protective mud, and the weight of this coating increases the force of its kicks. One kick, and a car is a pile of scrap!
Mudsdale’s running speed is not too swift, but it has excellent power and stamina. It can carry on for three days and three nights despite dragging loads of over 10 tons!
When Mudsdale gallops in earnest, the power of each hoof-clop can dig out huge holes, even in asphalt, that’s why Mudsdale is forbidden to run on some of Alola’s public roads.
With the Stamina Ability, this Pokémon’s Defense goes up by 1 when it’s hit by an attack.

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3,038 notes2 years ago
bootlegheaven:
“ Ten 10
”
$10.00

bootlegheaven:

Ten 10

$10.00

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1,906 notes2 years ago

kimpossiblc:

FAVORITE KIM & RON MOMENTS (IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER)

the movie theater rallying for kim & ron in grudge match

(via pseudonymouslps)

1,668 notes2 years ago

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101,636 notes2 years ago
zferolie:
“ busket:
“ thereallightsabovearbys:
“ starexorcist:
“ Dont ask artists for free art you scrubs
”
How to waste your talent while losing your friends all at once because all you care about is money: A tumblr guide on how to be a cunt to...

zferolie:

busket:

thereallightsabovearbys:

starexorcist:

Dont ask artists for free art you scrubs

How to waste your talent while losing your friends all at once because all you care about is money: A tumblr guide on how to be a cunt to those who admire you.

Imagine if the Mona Lisa was a commission and s/he had no money.

the mona lisa was a commission you shitshill, that’s how artists make a fucking living. it’s how we get the money to pay for things we need, because we don’t want to spend all our time working in a shitty job instead of doing things that are important to us, like working on personal projects or spending time with people we like. by thinking that you deserve free art is basically telling them “your time and skill isn’t worth anything but my personal enjoyment!” and if someone only wanted to be friends with me for free art, i don’t want that friendship because that sounds like an awful friend. artists are people with lives and often art is our only source of income and if you really admired us you would understand and support that.

i still laugh at how someone thought the mona lisa was a free painting. my god.

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177,060 notes2 years ago