dement09:

rexpinn:

mushroom-cookie-bears:

on second thought, never mind, i cannot do the best impression of peridot, or any gem actually

but i guess the off voice impressions is what adds to the humor of this

@dement09 lmfao

im peridot

Lord, it sounds like a child who got a karaoke toy for christmas and is trying way too hard to impress their parents.

Perfection.

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2,308 notes6 years ago

scope-dogg:

suburbsclone:

WARNING: CUTIE ON THE LOOSE.

LAST SEEN: BROWSING TUMBLR.

PROBABLY: READING THIS POST RIGHT NOW.

DESCRIPTION: IT’S YOU. YOU’RE THE CUTIE. PLACE YOURSELF UNDER ARREST IMMEDIATELY.

YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, FUCKER

image

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631,116 notes6 years ago

mew-berry-archived: What is the recipe for "Randy's Sticks?"


slimetony:

walmart great value french toast sticks burnt on one side

1,088 notes6 years ago

sweets-senpai:

I have a crush on Guzma pls don’t tell mom

based on this (it’s loud btw)

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24,111 notes6 years ago
goodpokemonedits:
“ Yesterday, while I was riding my skateboard to the skateboard store to get some skateboard supplies, I happened to see a Japanese man walking down the road. He looked up and noticed me skateboarding toward him, so he waved at me...

goodpokemonedits:

Yesterday, while I was riding my skateboard to the skateboard store to get some skateboard supplies, I happened to see a Japanese man walking down the road. He looked up and noticed me skateboarding toward him, so he waved at me and said, “You are very attractive. I had to stop your skateboarding to tell you.”

I coolly responded, “Thank you. Do you know Junichi Masuda?”

“Obviously,” he replied sensually. “All Japanese people obviously know each other.”

“Obviously. So, can you tell me any new information about Pokémon Sun and/or Pokémon Moon—the newest Pokémon games coming out soon?” I rhymed.

“Of course,” he said, winking his eyeball, “My friend Junichi told me just yesterday, while I was riding my skateboard to the skateboard store to get some skateboard supplies, that there was a new Alola form for Oddish. I’ll show it to you now.”

He pulled out a picture—the very one you see above. I snatched it and bicycled home as quickly as possible. I’ve now scanned it to share it with the world. It’s a Poison/Grass type and has a new ability called Arms. Thank you.

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512 notes6 years ago
goodpokemonedits:
“I can’t believe I forgot my true masterpiece: Mangaphy.
”

goodpokemonedits:

I can’t believe I forgot my true masterpiece: Mangaphy.

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173 notes6 years ago

goodpokemonedits:

There are several upcoming changes to Pokémon from the fifth generation of Pokémon in the upcoming Pokémon games: Pokémon Sun and Pokémon Moon.

I was alerted to these upcoming Pokémon changes by an employee of the Pokémon Company (株式会社ポケモン Kabushiki Kaisha Pokémon) who emailed me because of my extreme interest in Pokémon and the upcoming Pokémon games and all Pokémon news about the upcoming Pokémon games.

The employee claims that because Unova is often criticized for its overly complicated designs, some of the Pokémon from that region will be simplified from this point on. Pictured above are the new simplified versions of Oshawott, Stoutland, and Gurdurr. These are not Alola forms—they are the permanent designs that will be used in all upcoming Pokémon games for all eternity. Pokémon.

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367 notes6 years ago
wowhead:
“ i’m the woman collecting a garbage bag full of washed up dorito bags
”

wowhead:

i’m the woman collecting a garbage bag full of washed up dorito bags

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1,867 notes6 years ago

arosu-sama:

ask-ickle-mod:

sleepisfornerds:

joanbaezwife:

94li:

wtf….I can’t even walk without tripping how she do that……

this is so beautiful

I am soothed, my skin is clear, my anxiety is gone, all is peaceful

Duuuuude you KNOW I’m all over these chill vibes ❤️❤️❤️

Amazing

òAó

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662,766 notes6 years ago

sushinfood:

hejibits:

I’ve been watching a Sonic Adventure DX playthrough and the cutscenes are so slowly choreographed that Sonic may as well be giving Eggman all of the chaos emeralds

GOD I FEEL THIS

(Source: hejibits.com, via projectsnt)

70,057 notes6 years ago