3 HOURS. 3 HOURS ON THAT SHIT.

Fuckin Pokémon games, they break all the grump records ; w;

5 notes2 years ago

owlturdcomix:

Death Wish

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36,078 notes2 years ago

virtanderson:

death-420:

maxiesatanofficial:

death-420:

i had a dream that i was solid snake workin at taco bell

“Uhhhh, can I get a doritos locos taco?”

“Doritos locos taco… Colonel, what’s the procedure?”

“That’s a taco with a special shell, Snake – made not from an ordinary corn tortilla but designed to evoke the famous tortilla chip, packed with extreme flavor. Substitute the shell and prepare the rest of the taco normally.”

“Got it. Excuse me, customer. There’s both Cool Ranch and Nacho Cheese shells here. Which would you prefer?”

“Cool ranch, please.”

“On it.”

can we get david hayter in on this

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127,144 notes2 years ago

doafhat:

Yeah… I’ve heard that one before.

she kept the DVDs… you still got a chance Ronaldo!! Chase after her, boy!!! :V

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4,553 notes2 years ago

unfaggy:

unfaggy:

“ñ” not being used in English confuses me so much…. it would make things simpler

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98,997 notes2 years ago

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7,128 notes2 years ago
moveslikekeithrichards:
“ moveslikekeithrichards:
“ moveslikekeithrichards:
“ what in the shitting hell is a whalewolf. like at least a shark and an octopus both live in the ocean
”
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GODDAMNED SHIT NONE OF THESE ANIMALS GO...

moveslikekeithrichards:

moveslikekeithrichards:

moveslikekeithrichards:

what in the shitting hell is a whalewolf. like at least a shark and an octopus both live in the ocean

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GODDAMNED SHIT NONE OF THESE ANIMALS GO TOGETHER

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WHAT THE FUCK IS A MERMANTULA 

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51,496 notes2 years ago

pembrokewkorgi: Dreadshorse and Poisonlizard best new Pokemons


Horse is good, lizard:

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2 notes2 years ago
zedrin-maybe:
“ gearholder:
“ Goddamit zedrino I can’t use the same pic twice in a row òAó
”
local catgirl found dead with 4 bullet wounds
”
this works, thanke ò 3ó

zedrin-maybe:

gearholder:

Goddamit zedrino I can’t use the same pic twice in a row òAó

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local catgirl found dead with 4 bullet wounds

this works, thanke ò 3ó

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120 notes2 years ago
ir-dr:
“ Day 1984 - 25 July 2016
T E A M V A L O R
.//projectTiGER
”

ir-dr:

Day 1984 - 25 July 2016

T E A M  V  A L O R

.//projectTiGER

9,522 notes2 years ago