Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
yeah I… stare at bodies a lot
Bad Occult Alchemy Fact
The Ouroboros may appear to be a snake in a circular pose, biting its own tail, but that’s because it’s always depicted from the same angle. The truth is that the Ouroboros is actually curled in a longer coil with its mouth open to appear as if it’s swallowing its tail. One could see this if you were to rotate illustrations of it 90 degrees. The coil forms a perfect spring shape, and once affixed upon the Magician’s staff in the proper manner, can be ridden like a pogo stick.
(via perelka-l)
Sirenne’s outfits~
It is important to note that yes, the cloak comes with nothing else, and that includes undergarments. It’s part of the job.
But I want this blog to stay PG, damngoddit, I gotta draw the line somewhere. Or… hide the line in this case I guess - ~-
wonder how many more charas I gotta make before the runes become relevant :T
Look, I know this week has been tough so here's a chihuahua dressed as a centurion being pulled by a sausage dog.
thank you
Wow, the new Ben-Hur looks great.
(via eric-coldfire)
Sombra joins the fight
- Tracer:I've got you now, Sombra!
- Sombra:Do you? Well, I've got footage of you with a certain sniper when you were supposed to be on a mission. Didn't Overwatch lose that mission...? I hope it wasn't -- oh look, it was marked 'critical importance'.
- Tracer:... *hammers rewind*
- --Later--
- D.Va:I'm taking Sombra down!
- Sombra:Ah, Hana Song. Are you livestreaming right now? I wonder what your followers would think of their gaming queen, if they knew she didn't actually know how to play Poké--
- D.Va:Uh, uh, my mech's malfunctioning. Stream's going down guys, uhm, whoops. *flies off*
- --Later--
- Pharah:Target acquired.
- Sombra:*sighs* Two words: mommy kink
- Pharah:...target lost.
- --Later--
- Pharah, D.Va, Tracer, and others:Okay Sombra, this time you're not getting away. We've got the perfect agent to take you down!
- Lucio:I guess that's my signal.
- Sombra:Haha, please, let's see...
- Sombra:*checks pocket computer* uhh
- Sombra:*starts pulling out folders* hold on, wait
- Sombra:*starts emptying her pockets* no wait I got this
- Sombra:*finds a small, crumpled note* Ah hah!
- Sombra:Lucio, what about that time you, uh, were fifteen minutes late to your shift in the... soup kitchen... because you'd found a sick dog and had to carry it all the way to... are you serious? Are you serious right now, that's it?
- Sombra:You know what? Just take me in.
“#SHIFTING GEAR TO MAXIMUM OVERHYPE” So wait… You can shift gears… you’re tall and skinny… I KNOW YOUR TRUE FORM NOW.
No you’re thinking of the ship that never sailed - .-
