assdare:

colordata:

You roll into a small town early in the evening, go to the local diner and order a steak off the menu. You’re brought soup. You are confused. You look around you and you notice everyone else is being given soup, yet are still ordering a variety of things from the menu. You think it’s a joke but upon a second look of the menu it is merely all soup. The chefs special is Soup soup with soup. You bring it up to a waitress. She seems startled by your accusation. She asks another person at another table what they ordered. They say soup and then have a startled look on their face. Everyone within earshot begins to panic and ask eachother what is going on. The room descends into chaos. You try to leave through the front door. But there is only soup.

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13,477 notes6 years ago

m0onbunny:

mx-bones:

when ppl try to start shit on your blog

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look at this picture of me

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343,493 notes6 years ago

harrishats-swiftsongs:

The most innocent exchange that has ever occurred on Twitter.

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9,680 notes6 years ago
funnygamememes:
“IF you don’t remember you’re too young
”

funnygamememes:

IF you don’t remember you’re too young

(via takamoris)

4,323 notes6 years ago

I honestly had hoped Pinocchio-P would throw a song to get my Mikuhype going this year as well but instead the delivery was way too calm and now I don’t know what hell to draw for Mikuday.

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4 notes6 years ago
deadlykillerqueen:
“ You ever seen taste so bad that it makes you want to find the people who were polled and tell them just how shit they are
”
Reading the reblog comments on this post is such a trip. If you’re a fan of roundabouts.

deadlykillerqueen:

You ever seen taste so bad that it makes you want to find the people who were polled and tell them just how shit they are

Reading the reblog comments on this post is such a trip. If you’re a fan of roundabouts.

(via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)

7,007 notes6 years ago
littlestpadawan:
“ hey babe how bout i slip on a….. jondom
”

littlestpadawan:

hey babe how bout i slip on a….. jondom

(via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)

96,801 notes6 years ago

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927 notes6 years ago

robbiegeez:

alien comic

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450,243 notes6 years ago

geekearth:

Wii Beach Bunnies by bellhenge

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337 notes6 years ago