Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light

typical creepy spooky internet story

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

line 1: Please forgive my scattered thoughts, I’m no writer, I just need someone to listen to what happened to me.

line 50: But as the moon shone in her eyes like a thousand matches lit by the personification of tenderness, I was stricken with the unavoidable realization that my meaningless, fleeting existence would soon become whole under her warm embrace.

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930 notes6 years ago

m-2-2-2:

この絵は以下に基づきます☺

Dr Glass’ Personnel File - © Pair Of Ducks： http://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-glass-personnel-file

Dr Gerald’s Personnel File  - © Dr Gerald： http://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-gerald-s-personnel-file

“Iceberg” Personnel File - © Iceberg 7： http://www.scp-wiki.net/iceberg-personnel-file

Long Live The King - © Roget： http://www.scp-wiki.net/long-live-the-king

Dr. Trebuchet’s Personnel File - © Pig_catapult： http://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-trebuchet-s-personnel-file

Dr. Rights’ Personnel File - © yellowdrakex： http://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-rights-personnel-file

Dr.Gears’ Personnel File - © Dr Gears： http://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-gears-s-personnel-file

Personnel Director Bright’s Personnel File - © TheDuckman： http://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-bright-s-personnel-file

Dr Clef’s Personnel File - © DrClef： http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/drclef-member-page

Dr Kondraki’s Personnel File - © Dr Kondraki： http://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-kondraki-s-personnel-file

Kain Pathos Crow’s Author Page - © Kain Pathos Crow： http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/kain-pathos-crow-s-author-page

CC BY-SA 3.0(http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/)に準拠

454 notes6 years ago
pencil-rebagels: “ The Imma NEET now commissions! I’ll be opening commissions for the first time o//w//o so I’ll try taking on 3 slots • Open • Open • Open Please be kind with me >w

pencil-rebagels:

The Imma NEET now commissions! 

I’ll be opening commissions for the first time o//w//o so I’ll try taking on 3 slots

  • Open
  • Open
  • Open

Please be kind with me >w<

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7,993 notes6 years ago
fetalpile: “ godotal: “ I’ll be sure to keep an eye out for whatever the hell that is. ” Beware Sping-arm Sam ”

fetalpile:

godotal:

I’ll be sure to keep an eye out for whatever the hell that is.

Beware Sping-arm Sam

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382,573 notes6 years ago
yaboyherbs: “ Captains on Vacation by RustyArtist ”

yaboyherbs:

Captains on Vacation by RustyArtist

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569 notes6 years ago

Youtube poop, soundclown and now deliberately broken gifsets

4 notes6 years ago

romneymebones:

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fuck you

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49,601 notes6 years ago

best game grumps moments

youthoughtiwasasleepdidntyou:

iron-bae:

traceexcalibur:

  • WHAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY?! NOT FUCKIN’ THIS! (The Classic)
  • the D club
  • oh hey, Big Zam!
  • the Mark Zuckerberg texts
  • “does Bruno Mars is gay?”
  • (Yoda voice) MMMMMM, FUNNY JOKE
  • hey welcome back to Janeane Garofalo’s Expedition
  • Arin’s pachinko freakout (WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?)
  • Arin’s Battle Kid freakout (GERRYMANDERING POLITICIANS)
  • Arin taking selfies during the final Ganondorf fight
  • “and then I fired, and I missed. and then I fired again. and then I missed. and then I fired again and I missed. and then I fired”
  • Grump It
  • the crunchyroll commercials

•Do it

DON’T TELL YOUR GRANDMA I’VE BEEN PUSHING SHARKS

  • Grape Crate
  • “Feels like I’m going crazy”
  • Sad Hoshi
  • “At age 6 I was born without a face”
  • Roople Pooples
  • Arin and Batly “Homerun Steve” Batterson’s Encouraging messages

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