a show like the office or parks and rec but about the scp foundation instead
*A scientist enters an observation chamber*
“Hey SCP-682.”
“I SHALL DESTROY YOUR WORLD AND ALL LIFE UPON IT YOU MEAGER SPECK OF DUST ON THIS UNIVERSE!”
“Right, right. So SCP-053 has shown interest in seeing you again. Would you like that?”
*682 looks stunned for a moment before looking away and mumbling something*
“…what was that, SCP-682?”
*It mumbles again*
“…what?”
“…I-I SAID I WILL MURDER YOUR FAMILY AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE BEFORE I WILL BABYSIT THAT FOUL CREATURE AGAIN!”
*The scientist looks at the camera dryly. Scene shifts to show the scientist sitting in a chair, looking a bit annoyed at the camera*
“It does this every time. We’ve been trying to see how SCP-053 keeps 682 docile and perhaps adapt it for our own uses. A bit far-fetched, but she seems to enjoy it. She adores 682. 682 acts like it hates her, but just last week, it was playing fetch with her.”
*The scene shows a recorded surveillance film of 053 throwing a ball, which a dog-sized 682 keeps chasing and bringing back. There is very light security within the room. It shifts back to show the scientist looking smarmy*
“I frankly think she’s the one thing it WOULDN’T kill.”
*682 is heard off-screen, screaming* “I HEARD THAT, DOCTOR ALVERSINES, AND I WILL NOW KILL HER FIRST!” *The scientist shakes his head to the camera, smiling slyly*
What The Box? Is a very cool multiplayer shooter in which all the players are boxes, and are identical to the thousands of ordinary cardboard boxes that randomly litter the levels – so you can literally hide in plain sight, movement is the only thing that will give you away!
Snake’s been hogging the limelight for too long, it’s about time the cardboard box got it’s own game!
vaska00762: In Spain there's a thing called "café para todos" both a thing where cafés at peak times gave out coffee for all customers, as well as post-Franco federalisation of Spain. Is this a thing where you are, or Spain being weird again?
I mean, I’m sure every democratic country celebrates their freedom from a Spanish government in some way… but every day for the last 40 years?
My French teacher admitted that the French language is more about aesthetics than actual logical rules.
The sooner you accept this the better.
Isn’t that true of all things French?
Yes. Yes it is.
I cannot even deny it…
“For the aesthetics,” the French sob softly, shoving three Es into the word créées. It is not beautiful enough. They are never beautiful enough. Slowly France is losing its will to live.
