v3n:

turmpo:

v3n:

turmpo:

oldmidimageviewer1994:

v3n:

turmpo:

gooolies:

turmpo:

gooolies:

turmpo:

turmpo:

gooolies:

turmpo:

turmpo:

gooolies:

turmpo:

gooolies:

turmpo:

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turmpo:

turmpo:

hey.

uhhh

did you hear about the guy who lost his

fuck. wait hold on

yeah okay i got it

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in the car crash

please answer i thought long and hard about this joke

is he okay

no. thats not what you were supposed to say

how is his condition

he is all rifght

someo ne bold the tex to for me for humour

turmpo

he is all rifght

turmpo

someo ne bold the tex to for me for humour

thanmks

can you bold the thanks for me too

who do i look like to you. some kind of man who just makes things bold. some kind of man who got his left side blown off. some kind of man who is feelin just alright. who,

im sorry. i take it back, fuck you

fuck you

fuck you as well

thanmks does this help

fuck you as well

this is too aggressive. someone bold that for me

that

how dare you. how dare you, fuc,king cheat me like tha

tha

(Source: miniwizard-tinyhat-10yearsold, via norav2)

Sounds that make me happy :)

facts-i-just-made-up:

facts-i-just-made-up:

• The sound of a cracking egg
• Cutting into construction paper
• A cat’s purr
• Zippers and velcro
• Crunching soda cans
  
• The whir of a yo-yo
• Sizzling bacon
• The screams of the innocent upon my altar as their blood summons the demonic lord Morvor-Shelak-Skilfizzle who shall burn the forests and boil the oceans as harbinger of the end of days when I shall reign at the right hand of the one true ruler of the universe Hagul-Hazulful-Wigglepimple-Kor-Denimshorts and partake of the devoured souls of the world’s children under a blood red moon and blackened day sky
• Crunching leaves
  
• Flipping through book pages
• The click of an old camera shutter
  

And theeeere’s the vegetarian to criticize me for the bacon. Sheesh.

(via endarkculi)

bidoof:

exeggutor:

bidoof:

exeggcute and exeggutor’s english names always pissed me off and confused me cause exeggcute’s name is a pun of “execute” and i guess they wanted the word “cute” in it but then exeggutor DOESN’T have the c even though it’s a pun of “executor” which still has a c in it so what the fuck. i can never keep it straight

Bidoof’s name always pissed me off because it’s dumb as shit and also stupid

(via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)

equestrianrepublican:

dat-soldier:

dat-soldier:

(via projectsnt)