mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

(via jasminesworld)

mr-zuipperpips:

chefpyro:

mr-hx1:

chefpyro:

the unholy lack-of-trinity:

• half life 3
  
• mother 3 (localized)
  
• banjo-threeie
  

>no banjo-kazooie 3

excuse me but

• banjo-threeie
  

Nuts and Bolts never happened, Gear. Don’t try to make me believe in that nonsense.

Why you referencing me? I did nothing - _-

(via takamoris)