hickeywiththegoodhair:

hickeywiththegoodhair:

all those senators voting to have kavanaugh be supreme court justice like….. you guys are really trying hard not to be re-elected huh

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centralyharnams:

another day volunteering at the capcom booth. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the nero statue. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

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baku:

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paras0xdreamer:

brainbowunicorn:

I did my laundry today and as I wanted to get my tide pods i saw that one of them burst and everything was slippery. So I did the first thing my hobbit brain thought of: cleaning the rest with water

The only thing is that tide pods, of course, disintegrate when they come in contact with water so I ended up wasting five tide pods because apparently I’m a dumb piece of shit

Originally posted by gifsme

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