monelyslave-noscopekween600thou:
I’m at the doctor office and this baby keeps yelling “I want donow” (mcdonalds) and the big brother (I assume) said “all the mcdonalds burnt down, there’s no more mcdonalds”
(via inuleeli)




👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
(via firesuperstar)

Oh right, Floridaman… see, “cold” is this condition in which the surrounding environment is not trying to kill you with heat but rather your own body releases thermal energy to compensate for the difference in temperature since the environment is at a lower one than your own.
It’s like the reverse version of your understanding of entropy :v
I think my favorite cr1tikal exclamation of surprise is “you’ve gotta be putting my groceries away”
(via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)
clark is such a skilled grappler that he doesn’t even need to grab you, he can just grab the general area around you
(via pencil-rebagels)
Accidentally touching a girl’s bare leg is the weirdest cuz the skin’s so cold in this weather but they say they don’t feel it and the feel is so enticing and it’s so awkward but you wanna keep your hand there and siufshgdlfhadskjls







