ptsdhamlet:

panera bread now sells a “gluten conscious monster nut cookie” bc my life wasn’t weird enough without customers asking me “can i get that monster nut” five times a day

@chefpyro

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

gearholder:

Is it socially acceptable to give stockings to someone on their birthday to let them know you think they have amazing leggies?

Is it socially acceptable to give stockings to someone on their birthday to let them know you think they have amazing leggies?