piratedashmod: Gear, come to my place. We'll grill steaks and talk about waifus. It'll be fun. Yes.


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8 notes6 years ago

Apple seeds contain cyanide, while banana seeds contain mercury, orange seeds are filled with napalm, and kiwi seeds are pure radioactive plutonium.

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705 notes6 years ago

projectsnt: If people can start celebrating Christmas in November, then I'm gonna start celebrating Halloween in September. Nobody can stop me. >>


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Illegal! >:Y

6 notes6 years ago

seddm:

daronnefcy:

New Episodes!!!

S2, Episode 9: Sleepover & Gift of the Card

Watch S2 episode 9 of “Star vs. the Forces of Evil” monday September 26th at 7:30pm/6:30c on Disney XD!  

Official S2 show posters by Becky Dreistadt.

You don’t want to miss this one! 

Sleepover - Star has some friends over for a slumber party. They play a very special game from the land of Princess Pony Head, that requires to reveal ones deepest secrets.

Gift of the Card - Marco has to use a gift card that Star gave him before it expires. If he doesn’t, a catastropic suprise awaits him.

THE HYPE IS HIGH. IT’S ALREADY TIME FOR THE BIG BAD LIZARD FROM THE INTRO? WHY ARE THEY SO SCARED? WHY ARE THEY HOLDING HANDS?

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4,444 notes6 years ago

thegoddamnowl: Considered a combo of both bombshells and blue haired patooties? *slips a pic of Leona Heidern*


Bombshells are blondes by default.
Blueheads are bombshells by default - _-

4 notes6 years ago
sqribblings:
“ BARTENDER, BARTENDER, WHERE’S MINE??
”

sqribblings:

BARTENDER, BARTENDER, WHERE’S MINE??

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94 notes6 years ago

i-cant-name-me-deactivated20161: Go on a date with me. I fuck on the first date :D


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5 notes6 years ago

adurot: Which is better, Blond Bombshells, or Blue Haired Patooties?


Blue all the way -////-

1 note6 years ago

nephrited: WHAT ABOUT WITH ME. WOULD YOU RISK THE THROAT CHOPS.


hmmm….

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o -o

5 notes6 years ago

pembrokewkorgi: Blondes are overrated.


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7 notes6 years ago