zedrin-maybe:

This quote was originally applied to just thoughts on a video game, but to be honest this applies to so much shit in general (especially on this hellsite).

scatterdarknessscattersilence:

scatterdarknessscattersilence:

when you go out for dinner and the food comes but you already got full on the free bread

when the actual meal is mediocre but the free bread is good

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

bakrua:

shitpostgenerator:

fuck dudes who lie about bread

hey folks. at it again. fucking. sitting here on my fat ass thinking to myself. what a specific kind of text post. what happened to this person. what happened to this person? what lie was told. what dude lied about bread. what is the story, what is this persons story

you’d think i’d learn to fucking look at OP’s url by now 

(via mrs-zuipperpips)

jerryterry:

jerryterry:

Have you ever said something to a loved one that you immediately regretted, knowing you may have just torn your relationship to shreds with a single sentence?

(via sakimcgee)

blazing-forge:

dewys-adventure:

slumbermancer:

mysterydruids:

slumbermancer:

mysterydruids:

slumbermancer:

slumbermancer:

slumbermancer:

you gotta think about crabs today. it’s the law.

hmmmm… oh yeah.

mm! yeah! oh, nice.

MMMMMMMMMMM, oh baby, now tjhat’s a crab if i’ve ever seen one

A Large and Good Crab

Woah, BIIIIIIIIIIIG! This crab is going

A true Miscreant…………..A real brigand……..watch out….this crab is up to NO GOOD!

(via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)