

nigga sellin crack out in the open air fearlessly bruh the brain was savage
(Source: outofcontextarthur, via not-the-conversation-starter)
hi im a cashew white guy and I’m gonna say a slur to be funny because fuck political correctness
i just realized that autocorrect changed cishet to cashew I’m going to bed
why did I not question “cashew” as a type of white guy tho
(via maybeiwasserious)
>late for school
>run out and bump into tsundere redhead girl
>fall on top of her
>squeeze her boob in confusion
>she calls the cops
>I get arrested
>tsundere redhead visits me in jail
>“It’s not like i feel bad for getting you arrested!! B-BAKA!”
>Sees my cellmate is a cute blonde foreigner
>“I-I better stick around to make sure you won’t do anything indecent to her!”
>tsundere redhed proceeds to get herself arrested. Ends up in same cell as me and the cute blonde girl
>Title: “It’s not like I want a prison harem!”
Screenshot this cause this fucking show is gonna happen eventually
(via kalianos)
imagine the sweetest guy in the world but he shouts every word he says
(via abarnath)















