Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
nigga sellin crack out in the open air fearlessly bruh the brain was savage
(Source: outofcontextarthur, via not-the-conversation-starter)
hi im a cashew white guy and I’m gonna say a slur to be funny because fuck political correctness
i just realized that autocorrect changed cishet to cashew I’m going to bed
why did I not question “cashew” as a type of white guy tho
(via maybeiwasserious)
>late for school
>run out and bump into tsundere redhead girl
>fall on top of her
>squeeze her boob in confusion
>she calls the cops
>I get arrested
>tsundere redhead visits me in jail
>“It’s not like i feel bad for getting you arrested!! B-BAKA!”
>Sees my cellmate is a cute blonde foreigner
>“I-I better stick around to make sure you won’t do anything indecent to her!”
>tsundere redhed proceeds to get herself arrested. Ends up in same cell as me and the cute blonde girl
>Title: “It’s not like I want a prison harem!”
Screenshot this cause this fucking show is gonna happen eventually
(via kalianos)
imagine the sweetest guy in the world but he shouts every word he says
(via abarnath)
Anonymous: so inkie will never level up and get stronk then?
