My intrusive thoughts are weird. They include shit like “Hey. Imagine. A girl. And she has a ponytail. You can totally kiss her forehead man.”

I don’t need this right now wtf è ~é

dirkar:

I didn’t realize how much spongebob I really knew until y'all started posting captioned screenshots and I could fully reconstruct both the visual and auditory situations of each and every goddamn one. Can’t study for History of the English Language but by fuck do I remember what that one voice actor of that one fish from that one episode sounds like to the damn syllable.

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