fuklet:

fuzzyspork:

When I saw this article I was like this is what happens when you build something in the Sims for the first time but don’t quite have a grasp of the scale. You start with a big box and fill it with rooms. Then you move a Sim in and it takes them two hours to go from the front door to the refrigerator.

I didn’t know something as terrifying as this could count as a house

Buy and fill it with dogs.

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slimetony:

guerilande:

slimetony:

*pours red food dye in seltzer water* health potion

*pours blue food dye in bong water* mana potion 

*pees in a flask* stamina potion

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just-shower-thoughts:

My friends treat me like God, they ignore my existence and only talk to me when they need something

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maurypovichofficial:

Languages are made up can you believe that? it’s just a bunch of phonetic sounds gibberish none of it actually means anything. this post??? i could smash my hand on the keyboard and it could mean the same thing, it only doesn’t because we say so. Nothing is real 

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