unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

there is so much tragedy in the world like war and starvation and the outfits that disney channel actors wear 

please everyone a moment of silence

(via maybeiwasserious)

mrgravewalker:

peonygatherings:

punlich:

punlich:

Does tumblr still collectively have a weird fetish for girls that can beat the shit out of you or did that stop in 2015

4k notes later, I’ve discovered that you folk are really creative in describing the ways a hot girl can physically kill you

i love both hot girls and being dead 

Smash the patriarchy and my face

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

Human? Yeah, right

fantheoriesandfoodporn:

While the fandom at large was basking in the warm sapphic phosphorescence of Pearl’s unbridled gayness, I have spent the last 24 hours fixating on a number of weird mysteries surrounding Pearl’s nameless new girlfriend.

Now, it’s not exactly a spoiler to say this lady looks like rose, but I don’t think we as a fandom have addressed just how fucking weird this is. Mystery girl isn’t just tall, she’s about as tall as Rose was. Rose herself was pegged as being around 10 feet tall (by comparison, the tallest human on record was only 8′11″). 

In other words, Mystery Girl is taller than any human alive. Now, I was willing to brush this off, but thats only the start of the weirdness. Remember the discussion about her Pink hair and how Steven speculated that she dyed it? As plausible as it sounded, that claim was never actually confirmed. When Pearl actually asked her, she completely deflected the question and asked Pearl to tell her instead. And when Pearl said she was a hologram, what did mystery girl say?

“I know how that is”

Okay, these clearly aren’t just a bunch of circumstantial similarities. Something smells fucking icthyan in here willing to suggest that this mystery girl is ANOTHER Rose Quartz.

Yes, I just said there was a second Rose Quartz in play, and it’s not as crazy as it sounds. A lot of people assume Rose was some sort of unique gem, but Bismuth stated pretty damn clearly this was not the case

Bismuth: Just another Quartz soldier, made right here in the dirt, but she was different. And she was different because she decided to be.

There are other Roses out there, or at least there were before the rebellion. I don’t doubt that after Rose became the face of the rebellion the Diamonds would have gotten rid of any imitators, and when that happened the only option a non-rebel Rose Quartz would have would be to go into hiding among the local population, to take a human name and wear human clothing.

The only other way we could see another Rose Quartz is if they were a fugitive like her. A gem hiding in plain sight, a twist so huge that the crew can’t even let her speak if they want to preserve it, lest people notice that she has the same voice actress as an identical gem. What a coincidence then that our Mystery Girl doesn’t speak in the episode all about her

But… she has ears…

(via projectsnt)

Hey theory brewers

tunnaa-unnaa:

Have you considered it makes no sense for UB-02 beauty and expansion to directly be Lusamine and Gladion for two reasons:
1) It’s not UB-02 and UB-03. Because we’re talking about “beauty” and “expansion” forms, it is most likely two shapes of the same being - not two separate ones. It doesn’t fit to match two different human characters.
2) UB-02 expansion is in Sun while UB-02 Beauty is in Moon. Lusamine especially is in too big of a role in the plot (head of the Aether Foundation) to be excluded from either game, and Gladion doesn’t fit to be interchangeable with her.

Perhaps the ultra beasts simply imitate the looks of certain humans. Reasons why might vary, but so far it seems very likely the ultra beasts are not directly disguising themselves as humans.

Perhaps the experiments run by Aether involves human DNA, taken from specific people. Their mannerisms are transferred to the Ultra Beast.