Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
british summer is here.
“What a fucking bell end”
my country is amazing
(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via gay-compass-deactivated20170403)
Shouldn’t Bart’s name appear up there instead of Homer’s?
No, the bubble’s tail in on the left, indicating the message is being received. The colour of the covers also changes. The last image is from Bart’s perspective.
That’s the carpet but yes Bart gets the message.
(Source: fyspringfield.com, via )
my favorite dan anecdotes start with “geeze, maybe i shouldn’t say this outloud.” this is one of them. it’s not very SFW, but if you can, i really think you should listen to it
[GQotD]
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More Ultra Beasts appear in the Alola Region! Meet UB-01 Absorption and UB-02 Beauty: http://bit.ly/2cruR5y
I need a girl👸🏼 who’s a: Lady in the streets 👠 Freak in the sheets 😈 Cory in the house 👦🏾
(Source: level5goblin, via clairclairsky)
“if you hate tumblr so much why don’t you delete”
becuase I can’t shit post about anime tiddies on facebook and expect to be able to look my family and friends in the eyes
(Source: official-mugi, via mrs-zuipperpips)
just a coupla dudes buffin wood 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻w/Blanman76
@gearholder :) let me sand your wood
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motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg JESUS Christ fuck dude mother fucking Facebook movie bullshit JESUS can you fucking believe this shit God damn created Facebook then fucking lawyers and shit right fucking winkle boss twins God damn rowing the boat God damn this shit I can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man motherfucking Spider-Man Spider-Man you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg I’m very tired no man I’ll just talk about the facebook movie all day shit man you must be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched the year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man man he fucked over Spider-Man and crazy winkleboss twins rowing Trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented facebook I don’t like dying I can’t think of who the fuck invented Facebook all I can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook MARK ZUCKERBERG
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