Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
- miraculous ladybug fandom:How does no one recognize Adrien or Marinette??? I mean it's so obvious??? Who else could they possibly be???
- also miraculous ladybug fandom:Maybe the bee is Chloe's twin sister
- You:Burger King
- Me, an intellectual:Monarch of Hamburg
Escape the ape that’s in you~
Being human’s so taboo~~
Just think banana~
Chill over the ‘nana~
And monkey around with me, ooh-ooh!
pretty cool that there’s an ape escape game that gives specter the monkey a rose-in-mouth alt costume
(via pencil-rebagels)
Friendly reminder that you have no right to call yourself an American citizen until you’ve shat out at least one bald eagle.
What if you shat it out overseas?
No American would ever be caught overseas. Trust me I know this, I’m so American that I shit eagles for breakfast.
It is very painful and not at all nourishing as a breakfast should be.
somebody help me