memelovingbot:

you are weak and the sex number is coming for you

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shaunhasttings:

shaunhasttings:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD IM WATCHING THE SHOW MALL COPS AND IT REALLY DRAMATICALLY GOES “BUT NOT EVERYONE IS HERE TO SHOP” AND ZOOMS IN TO AKATSUKI COSPLAYERS IM PEEING

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memeufacturing:

boyfriend: say them… say those six words and i’m yours
me: early access open world survival & crafting

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restaurant

memeufacturing:

me: can i have a pepsi
waiter: We dont have coke, is pep- wait wWhat
me: . A pepsi
waiter *with tears in his eyes*: this ., This has never happened before , 

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nephrited:

gearholder replied to your post:I believe the correct answer is Dva, but not canon…

Then the sexy gremlin D.Va

I don’t…which one is that?

y’know, like, just lowkey gremlin :V

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