notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat:

aiboaipom:

aiboaipom:

parrotfish. you agree. reblog.

get his ass boys

AAAAAAAUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHH

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dankmemeuniversity:

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funnytwittertweets:

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ari-nemera:

aggressive-cactus:

THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE IN THE NOTES WHO DON’T KNOW THIS IS A FICTIONAL FOUNDATION AND THAT THIS TWEET IS SATIRE WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY TRAGIC IF IT WASN’T SO STUPIDLY FUNNY.

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maybeiwasserious:

daco-showman:

digital-magus:

pockopeas:

crabmail:

me when im feeling male vs me when im feeling female

why are you as a man keeping your eyes fully open? to see more men?

Real men have wing game

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the-real-numbers:

ofthefog:

flexing on people with executive dysfunction by doing the dishes even though i don’t feel like it

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charlesoberonn:

(via silver-tongues-blog)

fuck-you-showerthoughts:

just-shower-thoughts:

If ghosts were real, we would always find people sexually interested in them

Buddy that’s already true

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memewhore:

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