adbub:

roses are red

violets are blue

(Source: adbub-remade, via not-the-conversation-starter)

Sex worker PSA

sirchinchilla:

gigglisgallery:

whoisdangerwoman:

femme-with-cherries:

emotional-labour:

canadianbrownsugar:

moonlightingwhore:

canadianbrownsugar:

spicysugarbaby:

Last night my client mentioned how after I came to his house the last time I popped up on his Facebook. He wanted to warn me that even if you turn your location services off (which I always do) it still tracks your location and if you’re in close vicinity with someone you will pop up on their Facebook. So now he knows my real name and info. Thankfully he’s very nice and warned me, just be careful ladies!! You don’t want your info in the wrong hands

I need a second phone man

Even if I have a second phone I have my other phone on right? Unless I turn it off this is unavoidable right

My profile pics are all at a distance so you can’t tell its me

My thinking is I would only bring the work phone to outcalls and leave my personal phone at home.

aaaaaaaaaaaa oh god no.  Has anyone heard of ANY way to turn that off?  I don’t currently have a separate phone for work.

Or just uninstall Facebook and only use it in safari

Here’s a helpful thing:

SEX WORKERS: CLIENTS ARE SEEING YOU ON FACEBOOK! HERE’S HOW TO STOP IT.

Wow. This should be concerning to everyone.

I don’t know if any of my followers are sex workers, or if they know anyone who is, but signal boost just in general.  This is one reason why I don’t Facebook.

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

ainaraoftime:

ainaraoftime:

one of my favourite linguistic phenomena/in-jokes is spanish potato chips being “ham-flavored, probably”

y’see because spain and portugal are so close, labels in stuff like food, shampoo, etc often come in portuguese as well as spanish

this brand of chips, Lay’s, displays the flavor in spanish and portuguese, resulting in ham-flavored chips looking like this:

with “jamón” being spanish and “presunto” being portuguese

however, “presunto” is also a spanish adjective, meaning “presumed” (or suspected)

so you have this in-joke going where spanish chips taste like ham, presumably

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breastforce:

nikkinminaj:

I just remembered that this is a real exchange that happens in homestuck:

So now im laughing again

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