queenvictoriaroyalty:

abernatty:

this “me, an intellectual” meme is the funniest thing

You : this me, an intellectual meme is the funniest thing
Me, an intellectual: indeed, the mockery of elitist cultural norms in academia and the arts by transcription into universally recognized cultural humour releases many endorphins.

(via charanightingale)

mr-zuipperpips:

just-shower-thoughts:

If earphones keep getting tangled and shoelaces keep getting untangled, why don’t we use earphones as shoelaces and shoelaces as earphones?

Alright, I accepted this at first, but how tf you expect us to hear music through some fucking aglets? Jeez, Showerthoughts.

Just use plastic-covered shoelaces and fabric-covered wires - _-

(via takamoris)