It’s a Ryan joke. He made it; he made the joke. Well, it’s not actually a joke; he said it, and now he’s really upset that that’s a shirt. So, you should go buy it.
A couple years ago, one night, i was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now I didn’t know Joseph THAT well, don’t even remember where he was from, but let’s say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.
Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend.
Apparently they’d bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together, leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.
In conclusion, if it hadn’t been for cotton eye Joe, I’d have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?
I can’t believe I just read this with my own two eyes.
For any Grumps fans out there, Ryan (the guy the Grumps dedicated the first episode of Intellivision to (x), passed away on Saturday from Cystic Fibrosis.
He had been put into Hospice so he could feel more comfortable and had to miss the Portland Game Grumps Live, and the Lovelies came through and got in touch with the Grumps. So, they dedicated an episode to him and sent him a personalized video. He passed away a few days later.
If you can donate, it would be a great help to his family and friends so he can have a great send-off. If not, please share and spread the word. Ryan was a true Lovely and deserves love and respect. 😔💕
Hey, guys, this is important. This fellow was a lovely and unfortunately he’s passed away. If you guys can donate or even spread the word it would be immensely helpful.
I’m so proud of all the lovelies who came through for Ryan and Elleanor, and so proud of the Grumps for doing what they could. It’d mean a lot if you could help out, even if it’s just by sharing this post.
Sending all the love in the world to Ryan’s family this week.
