homo-sex-shoe-whale:

homo-sex-shoe-whale:

I hate it when I say “suck my dick” and people say “oH bUt yOu DoN’t hAvE a DiCk” you fools. Blithering idiots. I mean my soul dick. My metaphorical penis. I don’t have a physical penis protruding from my body but the aura is there. Suck my spirit dick, peasant.

How did this shithole of a post get 10k notes wtf

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ulibeanz:

ulibeanz:

ulibeanz:

did i tell y’all that one time when my friends and i were making a joke mockumentary about a fake cryptid, my sibling and i got into a really bad hospitalizing car crash and instead of delaying it we just decided to film in the hospital and also convinced my mom and dad to play roles in it as well?

hey just wanted to say thanks for this incredibly chilling remark i’m so scared now

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annikuh:

su-mafia-yandere-lapidot-au-blog:

christinecanigula:

fictional characters who could absolutely kill thanos

• ramona from scott pilgrim
• noodle from gorillaz
• gary from spongebob
• phineas and ferb
• wendy from gravity falls

Aren’t Phineas and Ferb a little young to kill Thanos?

Yes, yes they are

(via insanelyfriendlysquirrel)

annikuh:

su-mafia-yandere-lapidot-au-blog:

christinecanigula:

fictional characters who could absolutely kill thanos

• ramona from scott pilgrim
• noodle from gorillaz
• gary from spongebob
• phineas and ferb
• wendy from gravity falls

Aren’t Phineas and Ferb a little young to kill Thanos?

Yes, yes they are

(via insanelyfriendlysquirrel)

lorlocks:

faust-and-furious:

Good trope: “Hey! You dropped this!” As a cute moment or a way to meet

Great trope: The thing they dropped is super weird

Agreed

(via insanelyfriendlysquirrel)

jigglyturk:

lieutenant-sapphic:

ladyjehane:

I’m screeching

Both 100% accurate tbf

(via kittytishers)

deepnest:

deepnest:

deepnest:

deepnest:

it’s called fire emblem 3 houses becau

because 3

because only 3 people wi

HUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

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it’s called fire emblem 3 houses because only 3 people will buy it

(via sleepy-shaymin)