moonlandingwasfaked:
“ partlysmith:
“ mmmskulljuice:
“i would be very scared but very honored
”
baptism by ape
”
so basically…… im monkey
”

moonlandingwasfaked:

partlysmith:

mmmskulljuice:

i would be very scared but very honored

baptism by ape

so basically…… im monkey

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101,324 notes4 years ago

homo-sex-shoe-whale:

homo-sex-shoe-whale:

I hate it when I say “suck my dick” and people say “oH bUt yOu DoN’t hAvE a DiCk” you fools. Blithering idiots. I mean my soul dick. My metaphorical penis. I don’t have a physical penis protruding from my body but the aura is there. Suck my spirit dick, peasant.

How did this shithole of a post get 10k notes wtf

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104,214 notes4 years ago

your-faves-are-bi:

jirou kyoka from my hero academia is bi!

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339 notes4 years ago

changbins-sexy-nostril:

your-faves-are-bi:

YOU are bi!

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80,630 notes4 years ago

ulibeanz:

ulibeanz:

ulibeanz:

did i tell y’all that one time when my friends and i were making a joke mockumentary about a fake cryptid, my sibling and i got into a really bad hospitalizing car crash and instead of delaying it we just decided to film in the hospital and also convinced my mom and dad to play roles in it as well?

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hey just wanted to say thanks for this incredibly chilling remark i’m so scared now

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153,564 notes4 years ago

annikuh:

su-mafia-yandere-lapidot-au-blog:

christinecanigula:

fictional characters who could absolutely kill thanos

  • ramona from scott pilgrim
  • noodle from gorillaz
  • gary from spongebob
  • phineas and ferb
  • wendy from gravity falls

Aren’t Phineas and Ferb a little young to kill Thanos?

Yes, yes they are

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101,562 notes4 years ago

annikuh:

su-mafia-yandere-lapidot-au-blog:

christinecanigula:

fictional characters who could absolutely kill thanos

  • ramona from scott pilgrim
  • noodle from gorillaz
  • gary from spongebob
  • phineas and ferb
  • wendy from gravity falls

Aren’t Phineas and Ferb a little young to kill Thanos?

Yes, yes they are

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101,562 notes4 years ago

lorlocks:

faust-and-furious:

Good trope: “Hey! You dropped this!” As a cute moment or a way to meet

Great trope: The thing they dropped is super weird

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Agreed

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134,612 notes4 years ago

jigglyturk:

lieutenant-sapphic:

ladyjehane:

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I’m screeching

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Both 100% accurate tbf

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172,927 notes4 years ago

deepnest:

deepnest:

deepnest:

deepnest:

it’s called fire emblem 3 houses becau

because 3

because only 3 people wi

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HUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

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it’s called fire emblem 3 houses because only 3 people will buy it

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14,285 notes4 years ago