
because you can stick anime girl stickers to a car.
You can’t stick anime girl stickers to an anime girl.
(via omegaresnovae)
me: my wife just gave birth
someone from melbourne: I’m from melbourne
(Source: audrocur, via clairclairsky)






The Crest of Friendship means punching you in the face until we’re on the same page.
(via kalianos)
ask-lola-cloudmaker: You're just TOO cute, Gear. You need a girl that deserves all of that cuteness you do.
I’m not cute, I’m manly as hell >:V
I HAD TEH INTRUSIVE THOUGHT OF THE CONCEPT OF FOREHEAD KISSES YOU BUFFOON, I DONT HAVE AN ACTUAL GIRL TO ACT UPON HERE >:U

My intrusive thoughts are weird. They include shit like “Hey. Imagine. A girl. And she has a ponytail. You can totally kiss her forehead man.”
I don’t need this right now wtf è ~é







