Open RP
“Hey guys i jus t got some burger king chicken strips does anyone wanna share with me”
you bet ur focking ass u marshmallow cereal abomonation
(via liivolt)

Todays halloween thing was either “Angel” or “Devil” (I did both).
Papaya would give the devil himself the benefit of the doubt.
Hexa-horned sheep… my god putuk >:y
(via pseudonymouslps)
piratedashmod: Do you have much Emi-leeway on what you can answer?
“Emileeway” though… that’s a good one! XD
And by “Angie” she means me. I’m filtering the asks. Don’t ask my kids if they snort cocaine, fuck is wrong with you -` A´-
As a side note this thing already has over 100 followers… you guys really wanted this huh (‘ó wò)
Tumblr post: pic of a dead pigeon with a leek in its mouth or something
Iguanamouth: already frantically scraping at their tablet










