ginger-ale-official:

meatyogre:

nasundertale:

girl on the bus next to me: ive only eaten things that start with b today

that is how i want to live my life

She was warning you about the fate of the bus you were all in

(via insanelyfriendlysquirrel)

jorratedlegs:

uncleromeo:

jorratedlegs:

canon lore is purely optional to me. I take it apart bit by bit and throw away everything i dont like. its like walking into a super market and staring at frozen ready meals just to turn the corner and grab the ingredients to do that meal my own way 

Christians be like^^^^

this is the fucking funniest thing someone could add to this post

(via jasminesworld)

annabellioncourt:

Hades: babe what’s wrong?

Persephone, drunk, scratching two of cerberus’ heads, weeping: I don’t have enough hands

(via kitana-coldfire)

carnival-phantasm:

weepingbird:

crabmandible:

I wonder if my ancestors are smilling apon me sometimes

you: making aalittle thing with clay

the ghosts of Australopithecus: yes yes yes yes 

Mesopotamian souls, going apeshit and cheering in the netherworld: CLAY! CLAY! CLAY! CLAY! CLAY!

(via jinglejangleurshitupbro)