- You:Pokemon
- Me, an intellectual:Pokémon

The above is a 99 million year old lizard trapped in amber.
free him
This is the entire plot to Jurassic Park
The moment HE is freed the World will come to an end.
There are 4 movies listing reasons why we should not free him.
Keep him secured, keep him contained, keep him protected . _.
(via eric-coldfire)
american side of tumblr… is there anything in your constitution to stop an Aussie coming over there and brutally beating the sense into the republican oompa-loompa nominee with a thong?
No. Please come.
Translator’s Note: an “thong” is the Aussie equivalent of:

(Source: phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess, via not-the-conversation-starter)

Decided I also wanted a sci-fi bun. Have some sort of Engineer/Scavenger Bun exploring/looting an abandoned ship.
Oh my god stop creating more bun characters.
It’s the same character, just in the future like Samurai Jack
They’re bunnies man, it’s what they do
(via endarkculi)
This is wrong
This kind of makes me mad
Does this count as being Rick Rolled? Serious question.
(Source: ingmarbergmanz, via whatevenisaquid)

榛名と社内恋愛したいだけの人生だった by artist つくい課長(療養中) (@Knowtlamp)
(Source: pixiv.net, via i-cant-name-me-deactivated20161)





