thebootydiaries:

i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them

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nicolas-px:

nicolas-px:

WE’RE ALL JUST GROWN CUM

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ihatetorbjorn:

ihatetorbjorn:

mojav:

mojav:

i work at blizzard who wants to hear abt the hero coming after sombra

the next character is this. really short guy. he’s old too and has a big beard. he talks really loud and hates robots but he can build like…..turrets and stuff that can autolock from halfway across the map. he’s pretty neat i think u guys will like him a lot

he sounds like he could be a pretty cool & nice guy

wait a fuckinf second

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me asking my friends to beta my writing

miraculousturtle:

brood-mother:

Omg @booksfullofme @sarahcada @emberglows WHERE IS THE LIE?!

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