Is it bad that one of the many reasons I’d love to have a husband is the 24/7 protection from creepy people and also things that go bump in the night?
I’m not gonna lie, sometimes I’m lying awake at night and hear a noise downstairs, and I think, “Oh crap. I’m the husband. Time to go downstairs and die, I guess.”
A true hero
(via jinglejangleurshitupbro)
im bringin back wearing ties with t shirts and longsleeve shirts under short sleeves. whos with me
this is fashion like This is it.
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dad: you brushing your teeth in the dark?
me: i know where my teeth are

















