just-shower-thoughts:

My friends treat me like God, they ignore my existence and only talk to me when they need something

(via karosiv-the-aura-rose)

5,548 notes2 years ago

maurypovichofficial:

Languages are made up can you believe that? it’s just a bunch of phonetic sounds gibberish none of it actually means anything. this post??? i could smash my hand on the keyboard and it could mean the same thing, it only doesn’t because we say so. Nothing is real 

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200,841 notes2 years ago
Number 6 - Melville as a Mad Scientist
He can’t see shit with those glasses :y

Number 6 - Melville as a Mad Scientist

He can’t see shit with those glasses :y

26 notes2 years ago

Can A Popular Card Game Stop Donald Trump? →

tresa-cho:

dduane:

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Last week, [Cards Against Humanity] went one step further, announcing the creation of its own super PAC, the type of political organizing committee enabled by a 2010 Supreme Court decision to spend unlimited amounts of money on political speech. The company dubbed it “The Nuisance Committee,” named after Cards Against Humanity co-creator Max Temkin’s grandfather Ira Weinstein’s experience during WWII. While interned in a POW camp in Germany, Weinstein formed with other prisoners the “Nuisance Committee,” designed to irritate their captors. A press release announcing the super PAC’s formation writes, “The comparison here between Trump and Hitler is intentional.”

“If your opponent is going to be spending tons of money and using all of these legal tools to outflank you, to say that we’re going to stand on principle and we’re not going to spend any money, and we’re not going to fight back, and we’re not going to advocate for our values using all the tools that the system provides, then how much can you really care about the cause? I feel so strongly about Trump that I will use whatever tools are legally available to try to stop him. Unfortunately, where we are in American democracy right now, that includes all these things that nobody likes.”

oh my god

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17,614 notes2 years ago

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104,450 notes2 years ago
extradan:
“ Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!
Look what @tamparties got me as a going-away present!!
I have been really wanting one since ever it has only been announced!!
This is A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!!!
”

extradan:

Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!
Look what @tamparties got me as a going-away present!!
I have been really wanting one since ever it has only been announced!!
This is A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!!!

21 notes2 years ago

96percentdone:

dai-ski:

rnissile:

rnissile:

can we please acknowledge the fact that beta mondo had a gun for hair

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mondo…………………….but as a gun

My OC is Gundo Oowada. He’s Mondo Oowada’s twin brother, but he has a gun.

I read beta and all I’m getting is that the author… chickened out on the idea?

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2,950 notes2 years ago

i-cant-name-me:

dream-cassette:

boy i die

But did you die?

He’s fine but he’s dead

(via i-cant-name-me-deactivated20161)

21 notes2 years ago

nittany-tiger: Pizza burger needs pineapple. :y


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hopeology:

manly-misadventures:

uncreativelyinclined:

beardhairdontcare:

Pizza sex burger

holy fuck

@hopeology To go with your pizzadog.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

(Source: vam-van, via endarkculi)

116,907 notes2 years ago