i-cant-name-me-deactivated20161: Who has the juiciest b-hole around? It's you!
I keep it tight and puckered dude, I don’t want fuckin Satan to enter my butthole. It’s the easiest hole for evil to enter your body, don’t you know? - .-
Anonymous: THE PICTURE THAT MERCY AND TORB TAKE IN THE BEGINNING IS THE ONE THEY SEND TO WINSTON
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Pokemon Described Using Homestar Runner Quotes
“To begin, draw an S, for snake…. or, dragon. Whatever” “I’m sorry, did you just sayWAUGHMP WAUGHMP???” “Now, you guys are sure this won’t emancipate me from my ridiculous striped pants?” “Hot tricks… cool treats… good friends… andMURDER” “Take off your shirt, sand off your nipples, and wear some tight pants that accentuate all your suppleties” “The word ‘technology’ means ‘magic’. It’s basically anything really cool that you don’t know how it works!““Well, I am the Exact Same.”
“Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, ‘Hey!’ No, no, just–Tell her I said, ‘Bananas!’ Tell her I said, ‘A bluh-buncha bananas.’”
“Kristen, you look burnt, orDEAD”“I’M AN ABOMINATION! And I’m comin’ to your house after school.”
“What is up my fellow sweat factories!”“Shinin’ up a chicken in the mornin’, mornin’!”
“Or maybe, like, Franklin Delano Loafing, our nation’s laziest president”“I CAN’T SPELL YOU!!!”
“Somebody get this freakin’ duck away from me!!!”“I’m pretending I’m the craptain of the foortball torm!”
“What is this thing? A bounce thing?”
“Come on, The Cheat. Let’s take our invisible business elsewhere.”
CHEERLEADER!

SO-AND-SO!

WHAT’S-HER-FACE!

THE UGLY ONE!

(via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)

imagine being a totally random dude and all you want to do is catch some fish and then you get stranded in this weird, gigantic foreign kingdom and they make you the utmost authority on your language and literally all you wanted was to catch fish

It never ends
(Source: official-mugi, via not-the-conversation-starter)


SCP-682-CU has breached containment!!
(Source: nerdthatdraws, via kitana-coldfire)

look at these foreigners getting confused about yogurt in the U.S
wait what the fuck US
America what the fuck
(Source: parpenedshencil, via pseudonymouslps)


























