i-cant-name-me-deactivated20161: Who has the juiciest b-hole around? It's you!


I keep it tight and puckered dude, I don’t want fuckin Satan to enter my butthole. It’s the easiest hole for evil to enter your body, don’t you know? - .-

7 notes2 years ago
kaziearts:
“ Day 5 ( Fairy Type ) - Mawile
How do you keep a consistent style? orz
”

kaziearts:

Day 5 ( Fairy Type ) - Mawile

How do you keep a consistent style? orz

(via pencil-rebagels)

1,527 notes2 years ago

Anonymous: THE PICTURE THAT MERCY AND TORB TAKE IN THE BEGINNING IS THE ONE THEY SEND TO WINSTON


5543543646445rty65y65-deactivat:

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OH

10,168 notes2 years ago

Pokemon Described Using Homestar Runner Quotes

spitblaze:

frog-and-toad-are-friends:

frog-and-toad-are-friends:

vedajuno:

boymayors:

vedajuno:

frog-and-toad-are-friends:

vedajuno:

frog-and-toad-are-friends:

vedajuno:

zootycutie:

cubern:

vedajuno:

vedajuno:

vedajuno:

vedajuno:

vedajuno:

vedajuno:

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“To begin, draw an S, for snake…. or, dragon. Whatever”

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“I’m sorry, did you just say
WAUGHMP WAUGHMP???”

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“Now, you guys are sure this won’t emancipate me from my ridiculous striped pants?”

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“Hot tricks… cool treats… good friends… and
MURDER

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“Take off your shirt, sand off your nipples, and wear some tight pants that accentuate all your suppleties”

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“The word ‘technology’ means ‘magic’. It’s basically anything really cool that you don’t know how it works!“

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“Well, I am the Exact Same.”

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“Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, ‘Hey!’ No, no, just–Tell her I said, ‘Bananas!’ Tell her I said, ‘A bluh-buncha bananas.’”

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“Kristen, you look burnt, or
DEAD

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“I’M AN  ABOMINATION!  And I’m comin’ to your house after school.”

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“What is up my fellow sweat factories!”

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“Shinin’ up a chicken in the mornin’,  mornin’!”

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“Or maybe, like, Franklin Delano Loafing, our nation’s laziest president”
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I CAN’T SPELL YOU!!!

pokemon
“Somebody get this freakin’ duck away from me!!!”

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“I’m pretending I’m the craptain of the foortball torm!”

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“What is this thing?  A bounce thing?”

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“Come on, The Cheat. Let’s take our invisible business elsewhere.”

CHEERLEADER!

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SO-AND-SO!

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WHAT’S-HER-FACE!

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THE UGLY ONE!

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(via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)

2,166 notes2 years ago
hazel-the-space-ace:
“ imagine being a totally random dude and all you want to do is catch some fish and then you get stranded in this weird, gigantic foreign kingdom and they make you the utmost authority on your language and literally all you...

hazel-the-space-ace:

imagine being a totally random dude and all you want to do is catch some fish and then you get stranded in this weird, gigantic foreign kingdom and they make you the utmost authority on your language and literally all you wanted was to catch fish

(via gay-compass-deactivated20170403)

106,928 notes2 years ago
armadilla:
“ widowmaker-official:
“ It never ends
” ”

armadilla:

widowmaker-official:

It never ends

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(Source: official-mugi, via not-the-conversation-starter)

17,422 notes2 years ago

SCP-682-CU has breached containment!!

(Source: nerdthatdraws, via kitana-coldfire)

31,448 notes2 years ago

lonewolf574: Elves are for snuggles


thatdudejoey:

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you definitely can’t say that on the internet

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1,614 notes2 years ago
chefpyro:
“ forgetfulgoldfish:
“ look at these foreigners getting confused about yogurt in the U.S
”
wait what the fuck US
”
America what the fuck

chefpyro:

forgetfulgoldfish:

look at these foreigners getting confused about yogurt in the U.S

wait what the fuck US

America what the fuck

(Source: parpenedshencil, via pseudonymouslps)

3,880 notes2 years ago
putukdraws:
“ Day 10 of the halloween thing.
Somewhere here, there’s irony.
”

putukdraws:

Day 10 of the halloween thing.

Somewhere here, there’s irony.

(via putuksstuff)

27 notes2 years ago