on the scale from griffin mcelroy to john mulaney, brian david gilbert is smack dab in the middle. shane madej is also in the middle but from the other direction
a scientific scale
Courtesy of the group chat
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b, p, d and q are the same fucking letter and noone talks about it
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Hatsune Miku Mermaid Princess Merchandise by Ateleir Magi
MSRP: 648 yen per big can badge, 864 yen per keychain, 3,240 yen per wall scroll, 3,456 yen for the phone case. Release Date: April 2019
Available for pre-order at the lowest price (& with bonus points!) via CDJapan! Purchases via CDJapan help financially support this blog.
Other retailers: AmiAmi
Mermaid Miku!!!!! Saving this as a drawing ref later… 💗
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A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma. Six months later she awakes, and asks the doctor about her baby.
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, they’re both fine. Luckily, your brother was here to name them for you
Woman: Oh no! Not my brother, he’s an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise
Woman: Well that isn’t so bad, and what did he name the boy?
Doctor: Denephew
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