Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
on the scale from griffin mcelroy to john mulaney, brian david gilbert is smack dab in the middle. shane madej is also in the middle but from the other direction
a scientific scale
Courtesy of the group chat
(via budaclees)
b, p, d and q are the same fucking letter and noone talks about it
(via kitana-coldfire)
Hatsune Miku Mermaid Princess Merchandise by Ateleir Magi
MSRP: 648 yen per big can badge, 864 yen per keychain, 3,240 yen per wall scroll, 3,456 yen for the phone case. Release Date: April 2019
Available for pre-order at the lowest price (& with bonus points!) via CDJapan! Purchases via CDJapan help financially support this blog.
Other retailers: AmiAmi
Mermaid Miku!!!!! Saving this as a drawing ref later… 💗
(via julesthemadhatter)
A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma. Six months later she awakes, and asks the doctor about her baby.
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, they’re both fine. Luckily, your brother was here to name them for you
Woman: Oh no! Not my brother, he’s an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise
Woman: Well that isn’t so bad, and what did he name the boy?
Doctor: Denephew
(via silver-tongues-blog)