Friendly reminder that you have no right to call yourself an American citizen until you’ve shat out at least one bald eagle.
What if you shat it out overseas?
No American would ever be caught overseas. Trust me I know this, I’m so American that I shit eagles for breakfast.
It is very painful and not at all nourishing as a breakfast should be.
somebody help me

Number 7 - Rosemary as a forest sprite
I am compulsively obligated to inject my grassy love into at least one thing I do costume-wise - w-

johnnyramonesanticommunistshirt:
Are you kidding me lol
There is no fucking way this is not intentional
Is there no such thing as chill anymore?
As a graphic designer who has worked with packaging there’s like 45% chance this was intentional
!!
(via abarnath)










Full Frontal s01e25
Samantha Bee reminds us that a Trump-like politician has been elected twice before thanks to vote splitting
(via der-stein)
![conoghee:
“ Visit my pixiv site to find byproducts !
——————————–
[Piczel] [Commission info] [Patreon]
”](https://66.media.tumblr.com/739e1236aaff9e2435edead9d769cb11/tumblr_oevu8m2ZRk1uo0ntho1_640.jpg)
Visit my pixiv site to find byproducts !
——————————–
[Piczel] [Commission info] [Patreon]
(via kalianos)








