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facts-i-just-made-up:
facts-i-just-made-up:
hobgoblinhero:
facts-i-just-made-up:
Friendly reminder that you have no right to call yourself an American citizen until you’ve shat out at least one bald eagle.
What if you shat it out overseas?
No American would ever be caught overseas. Trust me I know this, I’m so American that I shit eagles for breakfast.
It is very painful and not at all nourishing as a breakfast should be.
somebody help me

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2,451 notes 2 years ago

ohniico:

Oh hey there’s been a new update!
Oh neat, it’s a Halloween upda-

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4,860 notes 2 years ago

Anonymous: bee-stiality

notepaddy-deactivated20171208:

503 notes 2 years ago

Number 7 - Rosemary as a forest sprite

I am compulsively obligated to inject my grassy love into at least one thing I do costume-wise - w-

43 notes 2 years ago

die-einzelganger:

when a pokemon is both steel and feathers

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195,522 notes 2 years ago

atomictikisnaughtybits:

johnnyramonesanticommunistshirt:
johnnyrussian:
fed-ex-official:
phoenixandy:
Are you kidding me lol
There is no fucking way this is not intentional
Is there no such thing as chill anymore?
As a graphic designer who has worked with packaging there’s like 45% chance this was intentional
!!

@chefpyro

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12,222 notes 2 years ago