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this post hauntes me… What does she know that we don’t
date a girl who stops mid-sentence to tell you there’s a dog nearby
(via inuleeli)
this is the best SCP i have ever seen and if i didnt know any better about the internet i would think it was intentionally and masterfully bad
SCP-2293 is a phenomenon involving an individual (designated SCP-2293-A) and a digital document (designated SCP-2293-B).
Individually, SCP-2293-A and -B possess independent anomalous properties of their own: SCP-2293-A is a humanoid entity capable of bypassing Foundation security protocols through means suspected to involve cognitohazards that allow it to be perceived by Foundation personnel in general as an employee of the foundation, with a security clearance as high as Level-█. Additional testing to discern the entity’s exact properties is pending approval.
SCP-2293-B is a digital document created by SCP-2293-A, containing a vague description of an anomalous substance in a manner that loosely follows the Foundation’s format for anomalous objects’ entries. SCP-2293-B presents a memetic property that [REDACTED]. Investigations have not shown any of the contents described to exist, nor their information to exist anywhere else in any major organization’s database.
On-going research has shown that it is entirely possible that more entities with properties similar to SCP-2293-A have already infiltrated the Foundation database and inserted their own variations of SCP-2293-B. Since SCP-2293-B was discovered only thanks to the haphazardly written format it was given by SCP-2293-A disrupting its memetic properties, it is suspected other instances of SCP-2293-B (which is estimated to have resulted in at least ██ fake entries), with higher quality of crafting, may have gone unnoticed for at least ██ years.
SCP-2293 represents a major breach in security and a gross waste of foundation resources once and since the containment procedures for fake objects have been implemented.
After much careful deliberation, I can’t bring myself to use Alolan Exeggutor.
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Remember that time there was an incarnation of the Hulk that used a smartphone like GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I COULDN’T EVEN BEGIN READING THE TEXT BECAUSE THE FIRST THING I SAW WAY THESE DOUCHE BAGS ON THEIR GODDAMN SMARTPHONES AND THEN I SEE THE GODDAMN HULK WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF FUCKING HULK IS THIS HE SHOULD BE ANGRY AND SMASHING SHIT NOT FIDDLING WITH HIS PHONE LIKE A DOUCHE AND IT’S NOT EVEN A GIANT PHONE OR ANYTHING IT’S JUST A REGULAR SIZED PHONE HIS GODDAMN THUMB IS COVERING THE ENTIRE GODDAMN SCREEN HOW IS HE EVEN USING IT JESUS GODDAMN CHRIST WHAT SORT OF GODDAMN HULK HAS A GODDAMN IPHONE FUCK THIS SHIT
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