Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Remember to bring a thermos of soup. You can kind of eat and drink it at the same time when you’re hungry but also thirsty.
“Hey Steven, what’s up? Have you read more Homestuck?”
“Yeah, but I’m…”
“Aaahhh! Isn’t it amazing? How far did you get?”
“I’m almost done with one of the acts, but I’m really confused.”
“They keep talking about this Bro guy who died… am I supposed to know who he is?”
“Bro… but that’s Dave’s… brother.”
“Steven, you’re reading the acts in order right?”
“There’s an order!? Oh man, I just started with Act 5 because that’s where all the cool trolls are.”
(via maybeiwasserious)
She said BOWL! This has nothing to do with crates!! hahhahahahahahaahhhahah lol, roflmaoooooo :y
my dad entering my room with a bowl of grapes: do you want grapes?
me: no
my dad setting down the grapes on my desk: i will leave you these grapes here
does that mean if you get a second dick you can do the trick?
y’know.. the trick
Because sexuality is a natural part of life that isn’t inherently lewd, christsus jeez man, it’s only a sin if it elicits erotic emotions out of you - A-
