thenefariousnipplemancer: Prissy as Selena.


hernyart:

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insanelyfriendlybear: I put on my robe and wizard hat!


Remember to bring a thermos of soup. You can kind of eat and drink it at the same time when you’re hungry but also thirsty.

5 notes2 years ago

silverliveblogsthings:

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“Hey Steven, what’s up? Have you read more Homestuck?”

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“Yeah, but I’m…”

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“Aaahhh! Isn’t it amazing? How far did you get?”

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“I’m almost done with one of the acts, but I’m really confused.”

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“They keep talking about this Bro guy who died… am I supposed to know who he is?”

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“Bro… but that’s Dave’s… brother.”

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“Steven, you’re reading the acts in order right?”

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“There’s an order!? Oh man, I just started with Act 5 because that’s where all the cool trolls are.”

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(via maybeiwasserious)

4,507 notes2 years ago

insanelyfriendlybear: I put you in a crate.


Ah yes, wizardspeak! I’ve heard your kind before.

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Go on.

2 notes2 years ago

insanelyfriendlybear: But do they have grape?


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She said BOWL! This has nothing to do with crates!! hahhahahahahahaahhhahah lol, roflmaoooooo :y

3 notes2 years ago

puniper:

my dad entering my room with a bowl of grapes: do you want grapes?

me: no

my dad setting down the grapes on my desk: i will leave you these grapes here

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214 notes2 years ago
plumcea:
“ plumeria is a type of flower
”

plumcea:

plumeria is a type of flower

(via kalianos)

5,002 notes2 years ago

b3nnimarru: Honestly, I thought it was the light haired girl's thumb. xD


does that mean if you get a second dick you can do the trick?

y’know.. the trick

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6 notes2 years ago

not-the-conversation-starter: No I mean, why is it here on the SFW blog?


Because sexuality is a natural part of life that isn’t inherently lewd, christsus jeez man, it’s only a sin if it elicits erotic emotions out of you - A-

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ziorx:
“ i found this poster in a local record store and i…
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ziorx:

i found this poster in a local record store and i…

(Source: skeleton-tank, via b3nnimarru)

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