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110 notes2 years ago
goodpokemonedits:
“ Horror Week – Day Three
I couldn’t make up my mind when it came time to pick a starter, so I just combined all three. I’m sure we’ll get along fine if it ever stops screaming.
”

goodpokemonedits:

Horror Week – Day Three

I couldn’t make up my mind when it came time to pick a starter, so I just combined all three. I’m sure we’ll get along fine if it ever stops screaming.

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512 notes2 years ago
brandontheoutcast:
“ 13 Days of ERMA-WEEN: Day 5
THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT
”

brandontheoutcast:

13 Days of ERMA-WEEN: Day 5

THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT

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558 notes2 years ago

darwin-os:

official-teraflop:

wheel-skellington:

vomit-queen:

dispone:

squad goals.

where can i buy a squad like this 

>little Caesars
Drop these friends

Imagine being the sort of dick that turns their nose up at free pizza from friends.

This is why they ain’t got a squad to bring them pizza in the first place

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665,334 notes2 years ago

writing-prompt-s:

writer-wannabe-needs-inspiration:

writing-prompt-s:

maxkirin:

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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Assassins

“Below are selected prices that are paid to professional assassins by criminal organizations and drug cartels for a contract hit.

In Australia, the median price to hire a hit man is $13,610 (9,800 Euros), with the price going up to $83,000 (60,000 Euros) based on the task.

In Mexico, the cost for a low level assassin is $208 (150 Euros), and up to $20,832 (15,000 Euros) for a higher profile target like a police chief.

The prices paid in Argentina are between $3,749 (2,700 Euros) to $5,555 (4,000 Euros) per hit.

Government statistics in Spain state that 40 assassinations take place each year, with prices for the hit ranging between $27 (20 Euros) to $69,000 (50,000 Euros).”

So cheap! I always thought things like this would cost more than $1 million…

This is super useful to know!

and not just for writing!!

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347,046 notes2 years ago

decalexas:

when u catch urself thinking wistfully about dating and being in love and being c*ddled and how nice that would be

image

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378,104 notes2 years ago

just-shower-thoughts:

I forgot to buy shampoo.

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1,930 notes2 years ago
mostlysignssomeportents:
“ h/t Fipi Lele
”

mostlysignssomeportents:

h/t Fipi Lele

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252 notes2 years ago

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12,670 notes2 years ago
shenanimation:
“ I am contractually obligated to provide New Hex Content on a regular basis.
”

shenanimation:

I am contractually obligated to provide New Hex Content on a regular basis.

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10,874 notes2 years ago