m-tski:

tilthat:

TIL the stethoscope was invented because a French doctor felt uncomfortable placing his face on a younger woman’s chest.

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THE Absolute gentleman

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tariqah:

dzamieponders:

tariqah:

I still can’t facking get over how good FMA really is like that was what you call good fucking writing and what was best about Ed as a character was that his character development wasn’t about him losing his personality and becoming more nice and good and yada yada, his character development was about learning to respect and rely on the people around him. At the end of the day he was still Ed, but a more empathetic Ed… This is what you call good writing

Yeah he really overcame his shortcomings

Why hurt him like this

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drinks from the simpsons rated

hotboyproblems:

unbornwhiskeyy:

thekwikemart:

bart’s hot cocoa marshmallow

is it still technically a drink? who cares! grampa wanted a slice and i do too 10/10

skittlebrau

i’m still waiting for some artisanal craft beer company to crowdfund the actualisation of skittlebrau 9/10

malk

brittle bones are a small price to pay for all that vitamin r 7/10

the all-syrup super squishee

this drink comes with consequences. are you prepared for what that might mean? 5/10


shelbyville turnip juice

turnip juice is a real thing apparently? who looked at a turnip and wanted to drink it? 3/10

homer’s morning glass of syrup

my teeth are crying 0/10

marge’s homemade pepsi

an undefinable and unknowable entity ?/10

lays liquid potato chips

i’ve got questions and they’re all about how i can forget i ever had to think about this 0/10

worcestershire flavoured soft drink

carbonated worcestershire is truly a cursed concept 0/10

a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat

the bartender requires you to sign a waiver before he serves you. this drink takes you to a strange new place where the man whose hat you are drinking from tells you the meaning of life in a way you are never able to articulate after you regain consciousness number eight/10

this is, obviously i think, the best post on this site. we all can stop posting now. i feel such relief

now hold on just a minute, op forgot a few essentials

tomacco juice

tomacco was the produce made by homer, when mixing tobacco and tomatoes after putting a plutonium rod in the ground near tobacco and tomato plants. considering tomacco was highly addictive, repulsive + possibly deadly 0/10

flaming homer/flaming moe

the secret ingredient in the flaming homer and flaming moe is krusty’s non-narkotik kough syrup for kids, probably more addictive than tomacco but everyone seemed to love it so 9/10

ned flander’s hot cocoa from the simpsons movie

this is the same cocoa that made bart mutter “oh my god” 22/10

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