agetwellcard:

dragontamereg:

agetwellcard:

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coming soon: the duolingo owl will break into your home at night and beat the shit out of you if you don’t know the word for potato in french

POMME DE TERRE!

P…please… spare me…

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now say it in german

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172,014 notes4 years ago
chefpyro:
“ freakxwannaxbe:
“ “Commission - @chefpyro and @civveon being the cutest girlfriends!
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Feels nice to draw something super fluffy and teeth numbingly sweet once in a while uwu
“ Since tumblr blacklists post with links, please check out my...

chefpyro:

freakxwannaxbe:

Commission - @chefpyro and @civveon being the cutest girlfriends!

Feels nice to draw something super fluffy and teeth numbingly sweet once in a while  uwu

Since tumblr blacklists post with links, please check out my blog for links for: commission info, patreon, and more ways to support me!

*points* that’s ME and my WIFE

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824 notes4 years ago

cherrysnak:

skarchomp:

“leaked” starter evos are always so funny because they’re always just “previous form, same color scheme and gimmick, but bigger” and as we all know starter pokemon definitely follow that design path

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There it is! Blaziken

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9,941 notes4 years ago

approximately12screamingcats:

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see that react?

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that’s our dm

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79,243 notes4 years ago

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146 notes4 years ago

apple-a-la-mode:

shadesoforlando:

tkrx:

superinframan:

shadesoforlando:

A KNIFE THAT GIVES YOU ALL OF CLARK KENT’S SUPER POWERS!

So, how I️ feel when I️ pick up a normal knife?

So you mean to tell me I’ll get all the powers of a mild manner reporter of a daily metropolitan news paper?

Oh boy, Pulitzer Prize here I come!

No guys, Clark Kent is Superman.

He’s What

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68,830 notes4 years ago
rheasimone1:
“Punky
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rheasimone1:

Punky

652 notes4 years ago

cat-memes-only:

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6,747 notes4 years ago

tunte:

former-fatty:

tunte:

Why y'all so afraid of historical gays

Why wouldn’t you be afraid of Alexander the Great? He’s one of the greatest conquerors in history and was merciless in battle.

That’s actually a fair point

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106,889 notes4 years ago
staysocky:
“  (◡‿◡🌸)
(ʘ‿ʘ🌸) ”What'chu say about me?” ”Hold My Flower” ”

staysocky:

(◡‿◡🌸) 

(ʘ‿ʘ🌸) ”What'chu say about me?” 

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ🌸 ”Hold My Flower”

2,130 notes4 years ago