agetwellcard:

dragontamereg:

agetwellcard:

coming soon: the duolingo owl will break into your home at night and beat the shit out of you if you don’t know the word for potato in french

POMME DE TERRE!

P…please… spare me…

now say it in german

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

cherrysnak:

skarchomp:

“leaked” starter evos are always so funny because they’re always just “previous form, same color scheme and gimmick, but bigger” and as we all know starter pokemon definitely follow that design path

There it is! Blaziken

(via projectsnt)

approximately12screamingcats:

see that react?

that’s our dm

(via insanelyfriendlysquirrel)

apple-a-la-mode:

shadesoforlando:

tkrx:

superinframan:

shadesoforlando:

A KNIFE THAT GIVES YOU ALL OF CLARK KENT’S SUPER POWERS!

So, how I️ feel when I️ pick up a normal knife?

So you mean to tell me I’ll get all the powers of a mild manner reporter of a daily metropolitan news paper?

Oh boy, Pulitzer Prize here I come!

No guys, Clark Kent is Superman.

He’s What

(via super-metroid)

cat-memes-only:

(via inuleeli)

tunte:

former-fatty:

tunte:

Why y'all so afraid of historical gays

Why wouldn’t you be afraid of Alexander the Great? He’s one of the greatest conquerors in history and was merciless in battle.

That’s actually a fair point

(via timurmurtazin)