Halloween is just an excuse for me to draw Splatoon x Harry Potter. Not sure if it’s obvious enough but I had too much fun with this hahaha.
Also that purple kid who was very enthusiastic in joining Pufflehuff was I’m Hungry… from this strip. He was surprisingly quite well loved by people so I brought him back lol.
teacher: go ahead and introduce yourselves student: my name is “michael” with a “b”, and i’ve been afraid of insects my entire— teacher:stop stop stop. where? student: hm? teacher:where’s the “b” ?? student: (voice shaking) THERES A BEE???
We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.
This is disgusting bigotry against Christians at its finest.
I love the part where this post never mentioned Christians but you saw the word homophobe and jumped to your own defense anyways.
Today one of my students threw a stuffed animal across the room and it landed directly in a plate filled with paint
And I had it narrowed down to a few kids but no one would confess so I made them all put their toys away and have five minutes of quiet time to Reflect on Their Behavior
During that five minutes of relative silence, this group of three year olds INVENTED A NEW CLASSMATE, named him, and unanimously blamed him for throwing the toy across the room
There was not a single weak link, they were all ride or die
